where am i?

Hur dur. Yo I'm Yoglocktalia... Here's a bit about me I guess:

Nicknames: Yog or Lock

I'm 14 and I'm a really lame artist. I live in the us which is pretty boring. I'm part of many fandoms and other things. I have a lot of characters I draw :3 I will take the color pallet request stuff that's about it cause those are fun. Anyhow I hope we can all get along sand talk, maybe become friends.

asymmetricjester:

She’s taking the apparent eye trauma pretty well. 

Fucking done with being a girl. I just want this shit to stop for good instead of stoping and coming back and then stoping in a few hours IM JUST SO FUCKING DONE.

blakkensoul:

Cat fight!

Don’t mess with the Scourge, we mess us up ourselves!

Vriska snatch John’s hammer oh no!

Terezi aoile (I hope after the con you got better, you have a very long art block gurl *hugs you*) | Vriska -don’t have a tumblr- 

lllets-quit:

oops eheh
[i forgot sips_before]

housewifeswag:

I need 6 minutes of this not 6 seconds.

ironic-knight-of-time:

john you adorable lil shit

camacaileon:

there are two types of bunnies 

jerkidiot:

I’ve been really angsty on twitter lately

Reblog if you don’t have a girlfriend or boyfriend.

ask-tori-the-half-angel-ninja:

darlingmendes:

highpitchedscreaming:

no-not-now-mama:

boston-strong-forever:

momoandmimi:

sweet-words-of-horror:

That’s a lot of notes. Let’s all date each other. Everyone get into groups of two.

Let’s do the math then.

with 841,518 reblogs that would be 420,279 couples.

cAN I GET MINE IN PINK PLS

everytime I see this post it has an even amount of notes, I guess I’m just doomed to be alone forever

never will

Nope

jadehariey:

sophiaphilemon:

bracha-ncc1701:

sophiaphilemon:

bracha-ncc1701:

MY GIRLFRIEND IS FUCKING INSANE

No it would be instantaneous and then your body would float around those big colorful nebulas and you could get to other galaxies and maybe become part of a moon or get incinerated in a star or fall into a black hole.

You could become part of an asteroid and impact on a moon and your microscopic dust remains are scattered all over the crater.

You could become part of a star and undergo nuclear fission and turn into hydrogen and your body is a tiny fraction of the process of the star and you make light for the universe and then the star ages and your atoms get turned into iron and then the star goes supernova and you’re spewed across the universe as space dust.

You could land of a kind-of habitable planet and your DNA survives as you start to decompose and in a few million years the primitive life forms of your body become science’s greatest mystery for humankind.

You could be found by an alien civilization who’s also wondering ‘are we alone in the universe’ and suddenly they know they’re not because woah processed materials and tools and crazy-developed processing centers woah and then in a couple thousand years they make first contact because of the space-travelling cultural revolution your corpse prompted in their society and the humans of the future go ‘how did you get all these spaceships and junk’ and they reverently pull out your body and you are interred with great fanfare and people make you statues and holidays and stuff.

Your body could end up literally anywhere in the universe and you’d be the first human there because who said you had to be alive huh?

SPACE

What is wrong with you

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

actually you would die within seconds of being exposed to space without a spacesuit. the gases in your lungs and body would expand, the liquids in your body would turn to vapor and you would dissolve into tiny particles that would scatter into space.

istaq:

willsleepfordreams:

kruemelcaskett:

st1cks-andst0nes:

s-pecious:

wingedaradia:

dickcatchyourowngrenade:

ohsoooohealthy:

roadto—health:

janaeariel:

What do you call a woman who has a lot of sex? Her name.
GOD FUCKING YES, that.

THIS. WHOLE. PICTURE. <3

Oops, sorry, this picture automatically reblogged itself.

this whole picture is just great

Sorry for the color, but this HAS to be on my blog.

I Could Not Pass This Without Reblogging.

Fucking Hell to the fucking YES!

Fuck yeah look at that guy in the back just like… fuck yeah

TRUE THAT!

For Yogscast-Toni :D I’m sorta okay with this drawing… It’s not my best but here. I really tried AND MY MARKERS STARTED DYING WHEN I WAS DOING DUNCANS PANTS AND SHOES >:( and I have no skin tones so ye. I hope this is okay. Also I tried using my colorless blender… Nope it doesn’t like me at all.

Hey lock! I'd you're not busy, do you think you could draw nano on lalnas shoulders? For some reason I can't get the image out of my head! Also, the xephos color pallet u drew has been my lock screen on my phone for like ever <3 also also, I hope you're having a great day <3
yogscast-toni

OMG yea sure :D and that’s very cool that it’s your lock screen!!! I’m glad you like it Toni :33 I’ll get right on the picture! I’m going to draw it on paper this time cause I’m all digitally drawn out D’: so Ye totes

I’m going to make a yogscast comic…. Maybe…
Hetalia: Axis Powers - England